King of the Hill

Thankfully when the earth was destroyed, torch was visiting the INSS mark 227! in orbit, and was able to get out of the INSS and into a battleship and ecaped! As everything rlse was totaly obliterated, torch moves to a new planet and drags one asteroid to it (as its pretty flat) so its MY ASTEROID ON THE RANDOM PLANET (WRAITH THE ASTEROID WAS FROM THE ASTEROID BELT!! SO YOUR NOT ON IT!)

the sun callapses on its self causing a blackhole which grows destroying all in the universe

i beat up docter who and stole the TARDIS and went to after the end off the universe and claimed it as my own
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dont worry i figuerd it out

back in realtime i take the hill :p

and i plant a bomb ready for the tardis, he gets blown up and back in real time i use a sniper rifle and take the hill! MY HILL

i go to a reenactment sesssion by all the wepons and go up to torchwood and kill him while being dressed like a samuri

Being dressed as a samuri, doesn't mean you know the ways of the samuri!, torch uses his training in the arts to his advantage and easily defeats airoslicer and quits the reenactment session on the hill to go back to my castle! MY CASTLE HILL AND STAGE!!!

i summon the deamons of chaos to kill you and burn the hill castle thing

my ash's

Torch is evil and had a deal with the deamons! They claimed to kill me, but secretley, they saved me and took me away! After they finished destroying the castle and the deamons were ready to return to the underworld, torch summons them to himself from the next hill along and is taken over to the proper hill and claims it for himself, banishing airoslicer to a penal colony with only 39 fields! HA! MY HILL

I launch a laser strike from orbit, killing by burning. In the process Everything was incinerated on the hill, and if some survived, none would have been able to survive the lack in oxygen levels left from the inferno. I let it cool and claimed it. MY HILL

i went to the arabs asking for help for somereason i didnt get any

so i went and got somke arsnic and poisand the hill while wearing a impentrable suit of armour which dosent let any thing in includign wraith or the air(i dont breath)

my toxic hill

i walk up and kick airoslicer in the back, his indestructible armour is so heavy that he cant get up, my hill

dressed in mithral armour and brandishing a +infinity vorpal blade i hack and slay Jag. forsooth, mein hill

being a sterotypical american the hill calapses under the weight of all on it and and burrys you all

my armour saves me so its now my tunnel

Torch uses poison gas and claims the hill! MY HILL

Except for the fact that Wraith tranforms into a doctor, now called DR I KILL3D U Anyway I have a cure for this and give u an injection of herpies while u ain't looking. My Hill.

my new avatar (beat that ceolocanth what a word to spell) emergers from its millenia search to take the hilkl for its specis so it goes up and eats the whole damn hill and takes back to the sea where i am their god my underwater hill inside a anchint fish

man i cant spell

Whatever that meant, I am still alive and take the hill using mustard gas. My Hill

u get crackslammed!

my hill!

jag accidently does that to himself aswell, and gets high and i walk upto him and offers him some more crack for the hill, he accepts, MY HILL BY PEACEFULL MEANS!!!!!

when ur high u fly, when ur low u go

my hill

20 years past and jag still owns the hill but then...
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the russions go to war with the yanks and the hill is right smack bang in the middle of it and it gets neuked

eh keep your blasted hill its pulsing green oze

airoslicer didn't know, but he was in a virtual reality simulator that sped up from 1yr=1yr to 20yrs=12hours! After recovering from the mother of all lows from the crack, torch recovers enough to sneek onto the magically multicoloured hill! (still a bit high) and gives jag an OD! MY MAGICAL HILL

I magic you away and start planting ganja on the hill

my magical hill