King of the Hill

overloads one of torch's ships and has it crash into it's master XDD mutany!!!

i then knocks him out....where he has to go to hospital with a bill of full time he has to stay in bed for two weeks

lady then takes of HER HILL (see that "her" that's me )

I use one of my physcicly connected clones to sneak up on lady through the debris, and simply knock her out, she suffers from amnesia! MY HILL again lady

lady is a strong girl recovers quickly and sets a tracker on the real torch with a nice lil stun mechanism.....*pushes button* stuns him...then ties him to chair with duct tape....and throws him off HER HILL!!!!
into sink hole

mine torchy

Torch goes into a coma as his original body sinks to the depths of the sink hole, his coma triggers all of the clones to take over the mountain, overwhelming ladys considerable defensive capabilities and making her a nice pair of concrete bed and uses the rest of her duck tape to keep her in place. Meanwhile his army fortifies the whole hill, making it inpenetrable! MY HILL

cheers for the duck tape lady ;-) it has many uses!

plus they dig me out of the sink hole

torches clones don't mix the concrete right and all the fortifications fall down killing all the clones
i (that's jet stream) walk to the top of the hill and clam it for his own
MY HILL
he then puts anti air turrets and trenches all round HIS (his cos its mine jet stream's) hill and puts it in a dimundium dome for protection

*distracts* jet stream with his new election he must go campaigning XDD and then just takes over the new fortified hill MINE

torch was still on the hill and followed lady without her knowing after getting healed and while she was dealing with jet stream, torch was in the control room, getting a gist for the place, and blew them up! MY HILL

what torch forgot was the detonation was too big and blew himself up too...in the meantime lady healed since she was busy with jet XD a lil away from explosion
then went and dragged torch's burnt body off of HER HILL!

luckily jet stream was working on a top secret regeneration project and left some in the command centre that torch injected himself with, he was dead for quite a while, but unbeknown to lady was healing and is a great free style climber, and when fully healed, went up the side of the cliff and sneaked up behind lady who was concentrating on the other side of the hill and broke her neck! MY HILL

sorry your dead again lady!

what torch didn't know was that i rigged the place up with auto destruct by remote and i blow the place up with him init and walk to the top of the hill
MY HILL

what jet stream didn't know is that torch added an elevator to the complex that he built, and a really, deep, impenetrable bunker at the bottom 1 mile square that nothing can get into (the concrete was mixed properly, all reinforced with titanium, and enough supports that if any bit did fail, it would easily be contained and milli-seconds after the explosions happened, while torch was in the bunker 100s of airtight titanium seals locked into place so no material could get even 1ft down teh elevator shaft. Now torch planned for this eventualoty and created four escape points that were equally brilliantly build with no chance of collapse but left 1/2ft earth at the end of the tunnels so no-one would see them. torch built in a mechanism (all this was done by torch himself) that extended an airlock type door, pushing the earth out, so he had an escape route (completely safe i might add 25ft out) and to destroy all life on the top used a cyanide gas that acts quickly on jet stream before he know whats happening and kills him! after the gas disipates, torch releases the anti-cyanide gas so if any pockets of it were left, they were got rid of. He then uses his new army of clones that were quickly and properly created in the chamber below the mountain, to build a new, bigger mini-empire on top of the mountain with cctv and lasers for detecting movement, plasma cannons a couple of rocket lauchers, all placed at enough a distance that if they exploded they wouldn't harm the empire and mines and 1,000,000's booby traps so that coming in on the ground was impossible and heat proximint mines below so if anyone/anything warmer than the ground would get blown up, also anti-aircraft defences that were un stoppable. Also to stop any fleets in orbit, meteors etc 10000 death stars and inummerable other ships surrounding the entire planet. MY HILL

that's very good an all but you got the wrong hill that's over here and i am afraid you didn't kill me as i was on holiday at the time
MY HILL

hmm, i was expecting volcano, or earth quake, but very well.
With torch controling the wrong hill, he decides to expand his underground network (making sure there is no fault lines or any near by volcanoes ) he expands it under the correct hill and all surrouding hills, this takes a while but with all the resources he requires, he is able to complete it. While jet is on duty, torch sends out a probe filled with my own special brew of gas from, ok just gas, leathal gas. He releases that when jet is outside and jet having food poisoning (lol) was to ill to ru away from the inevitable, so he decides to bow up the facility (torch is in his "wrong" command bunker at the time in an airtight room, with a personal teleporter thats turned off at the minute) and since jet blew up that hill, torch's hill is the right hill. MY HILLS

comes up and kick torch's ass...

MINE

sends pyro letter from secret admirer and he goes off to find her .....lady then takes over hill!!!!! MY HILL!

nukes the hill, kills everyone

my crater!

Airlifts an iceberg in, it melts, jag can't swim and drowns, MY LAKE
ps someone make it back into a hill!

Hire a conact to cement over the crater, unfortunatly ( well not really ) torchwooddirect is still there. He gets cement poured on him and I hire the Devil to guard the hill for me

While torch gets cement pored over him, he prays... to the flying spaghetti monster! He touched me with his noodly appendage and gave me the power to escape the cement and overpower the devil! MY FLAT HILL THING. BUT STILL MINE

is there any other pastafarians around?

[quote="torchwooddirect"]He touched me with his noodly appendage

i am not even going there

gives both a free room at motel 8

my hill

Bohica fail, MY HILL

torchwooddirect 'dies' in his sleep. I then walk upto the hill and decide to make it higher than everest. My mountain/hill thing

because of teh height of the mountain, wraith can't wach over it all, torch decides to mine half of the bottom of the hill/mountain, over time, it gets weaker and falls over, torch used a 100 mile cable to get out of the way of the expolsion/falling rocks. MY HILL RANGE!

Hmm. Release T-virus on the mountain, u become zombie and I blow ur head off with a shotgun. I have immunity to the T-Virus and it is still looming. My hill